What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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CFL

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An Aisian failed a test

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The FCC

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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