To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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