How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What's the new green? Green

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Refridgerator.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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