- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Pickles are powerful

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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