- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

ure mama's so fat

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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