- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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