Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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