- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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