A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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