Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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