Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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