- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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