- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

the NAACP

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did katy fall off her bike?

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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