- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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