my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

...................__ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( BroFist

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...