- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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