- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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