How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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