What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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