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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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