- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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