Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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bite me

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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