- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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