How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

a black guy hates chicken.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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