- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Why can't jokes spit?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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