- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why can't jokes spit?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Daniel is a fag

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