- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ure mama's so fat

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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