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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

I have a really funny joke.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

WOMENS RIGHTS

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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