- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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