- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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