- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

123 f*ck off

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Christ is a conspiracy

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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