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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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