The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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