- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Horse.

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