What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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you just read an anti-joke

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Bitch

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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