How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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