- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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