- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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