What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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