q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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