- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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