A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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