What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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hear hear

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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