- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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