Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Horse.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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