- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Women's Rights..

I don't believe in giraffes.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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