- Anti Joke

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Your mother is average.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists