Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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