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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

The truth is he loves her!!

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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