- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

knock knock? come in

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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