What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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PIED NINNY!

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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sorry got to poo

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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