What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the dog die? He was old

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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