RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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women's rights

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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XD Jackass.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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