- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the dog die? He was old

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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