Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Good job, son.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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