Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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