- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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