- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Who is it?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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