- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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