- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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