Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

A woman walks into a bar.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

knock knock... ...no answer

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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