Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Mahmy

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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