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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Knock knock

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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